jokes etc...

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the little girl replied, "They will, in a minute."

have u heard of the dyslexic cow who attained nirvana....

it was constantly muttering..Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Teacher: why should you remain quite at the Church, Sabrina?

Sabrina: shhhhhhh.......because everyone is asleep.....

a zen monk's favourite pick-up line: can we share some moments of oneness, honey?

What did the zen monk say at the pizza parlour?

Make me one with everything.....

the zen monk asks the waiter for the change after paying off his bill.

The waiter nonchalantly replies, "with due respect , sir, I cannot give you change,,Change has to happen from within......"